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asmallmadhope:

plot twist: pizza guy wins the oscar for best male in a leading role



What do you mean Sharknado wasn’t even nominated for best film?

What the hell did I bet on?



trickstersgambit:

dreamychocolateprincess:

fauxboy:

copaceticclam:

bombsfall:

In response to CookieCott, which is a lame idea and a shitty portmanteau.
Support Girl Scouts. Feel good about eating hella cookies.

I just sent this to my mom, along with:
“Do we know any girl scouts? I really want to buy a bunch of cookies because there are people boycotting them. Fuck those boycotters, gimme cookies.”

HOW THO? GS COOKIES ARE THE SHIIIIIIT

buy the fuck out of girl scout cookies now

Here’s the dumb thing about that. The cookie monies raised from the sales goes into day trips, educational seminars, uniforms, badges, prizes, paying for the troops’ meeting areas upkeep, and snacks for the troop?
Did you know that some scout leaders actually get their troops sex education when the schools provide exactly nothing the kids will be able to effectively use later on? My scout troop had a one month obligation with a hospital, where we went in on a saturday, and trained health administrators would talk to us about puberty, what happened to xx bodies, what happened to xy bodies, how to handle periods, tampons, peer pressure, condoms, saying ‘no’, and even the effects of saying ‘yes’ and what to expect when you’re expecting on through to options you had if you found out you were pregnant and didn’t want it.
Did you know that while all of us kids in the troop were growing up in shit houses, the troop leaders made sure we all made enough, and got sponsors if we needed them, to go to summer camp?
You can boycott the girlscouts, but I’d give my last dime to them.
Jokes on you.
The troop in my area’s going to have a good year.

trickstersgambit:

dreamychocolateprincess:

fauxboy:

copaceticclam:

bombsfall:

In response to CookieCott, which is a lame idea and a shitty portmanteau.

Support Girl Scouts. Feel good about eating hella cookies.

I just sent this to my mom, along with:

Do we know any girl scouts? I really want to buy a bunch of cookies because there are people boycotting them. Fuck those boycotters, gimme cookies.”

HOW THO? GS COOKIES ARE THE SHIIIIIIT

buy the fuck out of girl scout cookies now

Here’s the dumb thing about that. The cookie monies raised from the sales goes into day trips, educational seminars, uniforms, badges, prizes, paying for the troops’ meeting areas upkeep, and snacks for the troop?

Did you know that some scout leaders actually get their troops sex education when the schools provide exactly nothing the kids will be able to effectively use later on? My scout troop had a one month obligation with a hospital, where we went in on a saturday, and trained health administrators would talk to us about puberty, what happened to xx bodies, what happened to xy bodies, how to handle periods, tampons, peer pressure, condoms, saying ‘no’, and even the effects of saying ‘yes’ and what to expect when you’re expecting on through to options you had if you found out you were pregnant and didn’t want it.

Did you know that while all of us kids in the troop were growing up in shit houses, the troop leaders made sure we all made enough, and got sponsors if we needed them, to go to summer camp?

You can boycott the girlscouts, but I’d give my last dime to them.

Jokes on you.

The troop in my area’s going to have a good year.



garfieldminusgarfield:

…. while it lasted. Epic submission from picturesinboxes.

I can’t handle this…

garfieldminusgarfield:

…. while it lasted. 
Epic submission from picturesinboxes.

I can’t handle this…



The Manager 

textastrophe:

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ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.





karajanmywaywardson:

sassygayharpist:

timwhoretonz:

this one’s for all the punk ass bitches who think that classical music is lame

jesus christ

Look at how happy those people are.  LOOK AT IT.



thedisneyish:

disneypedia:

kelseyjford:

it’s like Pixar… for adults

This is great I swear!

THIS GOT SO GREAT AT THE END LIKE IT WAS GOOD AND THEN THE END




bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

yourladyfriend:

"dirty bikers" are my favorite people

JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

yourladyfriend:

"dirty bikers" are my favorite people

JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.



troyesivan:

if i ever go to jail it would probably be for something of this nature



perlockholmes:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

oh my fucking god



#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart



Hubby surprised me with fan preview tickets for Star Trek Into Darkness!

And all I can say is sadflkjasdlkhasglkhnasglkhasfd.

That is all.



ruraljackdaw:

laughingsquid:

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum

#I’ve never heard that Fall Out Boy song is it any good

ruraljackdaw:

laughingsquid:

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum

#I’ve never heard that Fall Out Boy song is it any good